Category: Jokes

A turban 😀 (It's my joke, MINE! If anyone ever wants to repost this, give me credit!) submitted by /u/inomorr [link] [comments] * This article was originally published here

I heard this about 30 years ago from the VP of the company I was working for. He was a real, old fashioned Southern Gentleman from Mississippi. A young man from a small city in Mississippi is getting ready to leave home for college. He comes from a prominent family and his father has managed…

Makes sense. She had a reputation for settling submitted by /u/jeevesfan [link] [comments] * This article was originally published here

A bear walks in to a bar and says to the bartender: “rrrrrrrr I’ll have a gin………. and tonic.” The bartender says: “Sorry we don’t serve bears in the bars of Banff” So the bear roars and walks out. The next day the bear walks into the bar and says: “Rrrrrrrrr I’ll have a gin………..and…

Then it hit me. submitted by /u/RoyalAlbatross [link] [comments] * This article was originally published here

And he exclaimed, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha!” submitted by /u/Aramedlig [link] [comments] * This article was originally published here

When she misses a meal the stock market drops submitted by /u/Rude-Character3829 [link] [comments] * This article was originally published here

They slash Them submitted by /u/ILikeJapaneseMuch4 [link] [comments] * This article was originally published here

None. They just beat the shit out of the room for being black submitted by /u/jonnyprophet [link] [comments] * This article was originally published here

During World War II, many exclusive British Clubs opened their doors to American Servicemen. One evening at a 300-year-old Club, an American NCO stopped a steward in a hallway and asked, “Hey Mac, where’s the damn Loo?” The Steward, who looked like Jeeves replied, “Glad to be of service, Sir. "Please proceed down this hallway…